man this is just so hillarious!!!!!!!



To put the record straight, I'm a big fan of South Park. Those vulgar humours, satitrical lifestyle of the characters, man it makes  me burst into tearful laughters everytime me and my brother watches its episodes on the internet. Yet, beneath all those jokes, both Trey Parker and Matt Stone were rather succesful in blending all the elements of the "World- as we know it" to each and every episodes. You dont trust me? Just watch it. Almost every prominent world figures showed up in the series, parodically that is. Not to mention the way critics towards all sorts of stuff, from religions to politics were showed here.

This two dudes just cant stop themselves from encountering  new sinister ideas. Just now, my brother downloaded a movie called "Team America : World Police". The poster is up there. It parodies most Hollywood action films, adding all sorts of elements such as conspiracy, New World Order and of course, American politics. Just like South Park, it emphasis on what is happening today, presented in a rather disturbing and annoying manner. But the part of the movie which makes me laugh and think for awhile, is this quote from one of the main character.

"There are 3 types of people ; pussies,dicks and assholes. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! "

Ok that was explicit, to say the least. I've been sitting alone, trying to derive any reasonable interpretations from this quote. But the more I try, the more I started to get euphoric!!!! Matt and Trey, I just love you guys!!!!





home "sweet?" home

Is it over? I mean like, there's no more exams, right? Means that I can go home and fill my daily routine with all the unlimited enjoyment one normal boy could have, like playing FIFA 10 on the PS console, watching those great movies on TV all night long with no concern regarding anything and most importantly, spend most of my leisure time on my bed, right?

You know how it feels when a monkey climbs to your back,and begins to do all sorts of intimidating acts that will surely test your nerves? And then suddenly, you manage to remove it. Well thats what I felt after finishing my final paper of the semester. Flying colours? Hope so. Its been long since I had triumphed. Hope there will be a twist in this fate of mine. InsyaAllah.

I'm home. Nothing much to do. Plans? Still reckoning anything that might evade me from burgeoning this one type of unwanted feeling called "boredom".  Come to think of it, this holiday would be an ideal time for me to control my expenditure. I just hope that this plan wont back-fire. I'll run a test, on how sweet this holiday might turn out to be....

i hate it

I'm not being offensive or whatsoever you might possibly call it. But for this past few years, peoples, teenagers to be precise, has started to pick a certain type of T-Shirt to be their cup of tea. The obnoxious part regarding this stuff is what is written as its design. Here, I'll show you....



Hey,why don't you just write one long paragraph to indicate that?




Sorry ladies for using your picture. Hey, I love my mama too



To begin with, which wise guy is that "creative" to invent this detrimental stuff in the first place? Who cares if you love someone, there's other way to show it, no need to be explicit though. I know, maybe this new wave of  lame,boring "indie" music phenomenon (yucks!!) might have messed up with most of the youth nowadays. Maybe thats why the need for T-Shirts that would raise certain eye-brows are considered a need. To the one responsible in designing this shirts,come on, you make the users look horribly silly for God's sake.

3 down,3 to go

To all the members off the floor,please stand up and give a big round of applause towards non-other than the owner of this blog, MUHAMMAD ALIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come on!!!  bring on the circle pits for me yooo!!!!

Sorry for the rather inconvenient opening up there. Getting a little twisted this past few days, I think. It has only been not more than a week, but it turns out to be a galore of books,cases,and not to forget the mid-night oil burning. This saga will continue once I've return from home. This weeks that I've been going through is nothing less than pivotal. All this exams, its just so irritating, but important to say the least. The first 2 papers that I've endured might not be that tough. But the one that I've answered yesterday just made me left bewildered,scratching my head for most of that particular 2 hours and 15 minutes. It was a tough subject though, proving to be an arch-nemesis not just in my case, but my compatriots as well. Getting goosebumps prior to entering its lecture & tutorial is something normal for the whole semester. Tough-luck, maybe.

Now its down to 3. I have a whole week now to utilize. The problem is, studying at home have never been something easy to be accomplish. You can have all the wisdom, that strong sense of eagerness in that brain of yours to study. But how could a normal boy like me resist all those series of mid-night football on ESPN, videos on MTV and my all-time favourite, continuing movies once my hand pushes the number 4....1.....1 on my Astro decoder? Guess this moment of relaxation might be short-lived.

Well, like they all use to say, just live up to the moment. Come on Aliff, its only 3 papers left,why must that bugged you?